Death to the Opposition.

Kirk was grinning broadly. “Duplicated the experience? You mean, you seduced some poor, innocent wretches with your gorgeous pointed ears?” He sat up and leaned over to grab one ear and give a tug.
Spock shook the hand off and looked shocked. “Indeed not. The women involved were not young and innocent. I had no desire to, as they say, ‘break hearts.’ And it was not my ears alone they thought were gorgeous.” Now Spock looked smug.

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